I know what you’re thinking. Who taught this dog English? Did the dog type her own bio? Do dogs type with their front paws or back claws? Some things are best left unanswered (but yes, it’s the back claws). As you can see, security is tight around here. What I can tell you is that I am a big fan of James. Em and the children are okay. Everything else I bark at. If it moves, or looks like it might move, I bark. I am secretly sweet. But seriously – don’t move near me.